Maintain Weight Loss- Secret Tip

1-1-Fly Me to the Moon 5-27-2014 10-18-030
Lucy is so big she is wedged into the ship.
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
Notice how much room is in the ship?Lots now. Lucy is svelte( I hope this means thin). Off she goes to buy new form-fitting clothes.

Anti-gravitational exercises on the moon. Free, Yes Free.
Free seminar at 8:00 a.m. and 9 a.m. May 30, 2014.

Inside every body there is a slim woman waiting to get out.

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I’m Gonna’ Be Rich! You’re Gonna’ Be THIN! Diet Secret Revealed, LOSE 450 lbs. in One Day, and Maintain It

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A Slim Woman Just Waiting

 

War Begins at Home: Franco

Mom wins all the time. what can I say?
Mom wins all the time. What can I say?

At 90 she announced she was tired of all this whining, sent the troops home. She would fight them single-handed. She changed her name to Franco, only when she went to war.
Boy, she was hungry when she got back home. I made up this story.Why? to be polite but she died last year, 2016, and now I guess I will tell you the real one.

Cindy was driving me home from Detroit, after a visit to see, Samantha, my dog. She decided to buy me a ticket to visit my Mom in Florida as a surprise.  I told her that wasn’t the way our family did things. I had her call my Mom. She did and handed me the phone. My Mom was screaming so loud everyone at the airport heard her. They all listened in amazement. “If you come here I’ll call the police. After I shoot you.”  Cindy told me to take the limo as she wasn’t going to drive me home. And she never paid for the promised limo.

 

Better Get Your Ba-Ba Mr. Gaddafi

Good by, Mr. Gaddafi...
A Brutal Tyrant, Good by,  Mr. Gaddafi, Colonel 1942-2011.

Good by, Mr. Gaddafi. You’ll need your ba-ba where you are going.
He slaughtered his own people; he mowed them down with bullets. New weapons were devised to protect the innocent and to infuriate the Colonel and his troops, such as shell proof umbrellas and invisible cloaks.
The world looked on as the internet captured every detail and the vibrations of horror engrossed the planet, our planet.