Well Granny Greene is my Guest Blogger. I had to let her do it because 1, she is my grandmother 2. She would spank me and I’m a grown woman. 3. I don’t want her to whack her hand. so here she is.
March Forward! cried the Canadian Bugle Registry on Saturday night and throughout our fabulous nation. Canadians are rational, seekers of the truth and loyalists of the belief that we will protect everything and eventually in the way of the band, they’ll be run over as lay in the land. Export them or play the bells, you wishy washers.You’ve disappointed me a lot but see how nice I am,Give them a bell and they want a siren, when will I learn.
Canadians, people with brains and maybe less shopping power are SICK, SICK, SICK of all your crap, handed out on paper plates by Edmonton residents, the Edmonton zoo, and people who think that a safe life in a gray concrete cold cell is better than finding joy and happiness with loved ones.You can go and sit in your empty closets Sit there and .think about Korea, well you are in the North and Santa doesn’t come there. Coal heads. Lucky for you I’m generous and forgiving so it’s only 15 years, not 30 like Lucy suffered. What sleep overs? Thhink it over tink it over ladies, and gentleman, your children will be taken care of by Granny, Come along darlings. Oh now you want to spend time with them watching U Tube videos of Lucy hugging and sleeping on the ground with her girlfriends. Too bad! No cellphones, no TV, no internet, no laptops, nor candy, you’ll even MISS your children as Lucy has missed her peers, her elephantine family. Don’t worry, no pens or pencils, just like dreamland, safety first, so no windows, Ha ha and No JUMPING either. Neither you nor your neighbors who thought ,”Don’t bother us, Bob Barker, 300,000$ is just a pittance for our lovely elephant who has delirium tremors, dysthymia, and anemia, who has to hold her own tail for comfort because she can’t suck her thumb. Even if she had one she couldn’t because she’s chained, for her own safety. She can’t run but she can hide. Think of this as you mentally plunder to a slow death, the vet will assess you after a decade or so, after he discovers the elephants motto. “Elephants need elephants.”
Oh dear did I forget anything? oh yes did you set your clocks forwards or back. It doesn’t matter much in your realm of a bad Dream come true. Boo-hoo. Granny has great empathy, eh? Not
Denise Prefontaine
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Continue reading Granny Greene makes an announcement. Time out for 15 years. The ZOO responds. NO Way, Who’s Right? !